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To: Jerry Olson who wrote (38923)4/9/1998 9:49:00 PM
From: Patrick Slevin  Respond to of 58727
 
No, now that you mention it. All quiet on the weirdo front.

I wonder what that could mean. Maybe there was a coven meeting I was excluded from.

But no, the ectoplasmic activity has been slight.



To: Jerry Olson who wrote (38923)4/9/1998 9:59:00 PM
From: Patrick Slevin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 58727
 
Life is funny. I just received this in an e-mail, a reference to Astro. I promised Vicki Karas I would not tell anyone she sent it, so don't ask me.

BTW, I'm a Sagittarius. Big surprise there.
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Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and you often
think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor
influence over your associates and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.

Aires (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people
in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

Taurus ( Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bull headed. Taurus people have B.O. and fart a lot.

Gemini (May 21 - June 30) You are a quick and intelligent, a thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminians are known for committing incest.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always
putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and
dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate dis-order.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make
good bus drivers.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are th artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are more than likely queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras have venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your
total lack of ethics. More Scorpios are murdered than any other zodiac group.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck and you lack talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are cooperative and afraid of taking
risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never
been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing
still too long, as a dog may piss on your leg.