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To: Parker Benchley who wrote (4858)	4/14/1998 1:33:00 PM
From: Don Ward	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 19331

In case anyone is considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can tell a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.

To: Parker Benchley who wrote (4858)	4/14/1998 2:11:00 PM
From: James Harold Alton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 19331

George, Since the shorting that is being done to us is apparently illegal (and hence stoppable) and since there are also a limited number of restricted shares to short against, it appears to me that while it's uncomfortable being long that our side will win given time. The important thing I think, is to still own your shares when that happens, cause I suspect they might be a little hard to aquire once the worm turns. (G) A joke? Geez that's not really my dept., but I think that we will all get a good laugh when ole Damien leaves us and goes to sink his teeth into the a** of our shorter. (G) The sooner the better. (G) James

To: Parker Benchley who wrote (4858)	4/14/1998 2:46:00 PM
From: Bob Smith	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 19331

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont to be as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come." "Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Damn, Sam thinks... Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for 6 months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?" Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."