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To: Challo Jeregy who wrote (19083)4/14/1998 10:36:00 PM
From: sand wedge  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
OT (humor)

In keeping with the "southern" flavor of the thread:

Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say

"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
Duct tape won't fix that.
Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
Wrasslin's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my hair is too big?
Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
I've got 2 cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
Little Debbie snack cakes have way too many fat grams.
Checkmate.
She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college team.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Elvis who?



To: Challo Jeregy who wrote (19083)4/14/1998 10:37:00 PM
From: Broken_Clock  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
Challo...that was a joke. LT is the biggest NE bull on the thread...er, on the planet! he has all the facts and will gladly fill you in or dispute them with anybody.