SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Non-Tech : Any info about Iomega (IOM)? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: David S. who wrote (52584)4/15/1998 4:33:00 PM
From: sheila rothstein  Respond to of 58324
 
David ,best laff I had today next to the Slick Boink Monica thread. A must read for all, the jokes about BUDDY are phenomenal!! SR... Tune in tomorrow, will IOM kick Rocky's butt?



To: David S. who wrote (52584)4/15/1998 4:38:00 PM
From: David S.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 58324
 
Rockie Stockie, There was a small error in my last post which is corrected here. Don't want you to miss the point.

<<Rocky Tock, Had a strange dream about you last nite. You were scratching your butt, it appeared,
with a CD disk, and I asked you what you were doing. Rock replied: "I have decided that all these
removable storage systems are too expensive - especially the Zip since you only get 100 MB for $15
and you have to buy a drive for about $129. I really think the recordable CD disks are the best value
since you get about 700 MB for 50 cents, but it busts my buns to pay about $400 for the
drive/recorder so I came up with this new invention. What you see is a CD-R disk, not a CD disk
sticking out of MY ass. I am training my polyps to read the dye bumps on the disk by shining a laser
pointer down my throat, letting forth some wind to spin the disk, and rubbing my cheeks together to
create static current that allows me to connect to my computer. Its a beautiful thing. So far I have been
able to play part of a classical aria, a Nintendo game - Mario Brothers, and have recorded some
sounds for a new movie."
.."But Rokky", I said, aren't you a bit embarrassed by this strange display, after all Vaudeville and Ed
Sullivan are over."
..Rocky Tock laughed heartily, giving the gold disk a quick spin and I became concerned that the gray
smoke rising up his back meant he was getting toasted. However, a quick wiff jolted me into realizing
that he actually had a well lubricated machine going back there.
..Anyway, Rock the Crock was hardly dismayed by my concerns. "You know I have been invited to
do a stage gig with my invention at the Roxy this weekend.", he said, "those wild guys are absolutely
gassed about the 3D sound mixing I can do on this fantastic butt machine. I believe that the Sony
HiFD doesn't have a chance against me when it comes to lightning fast, ass-kicking performance.
Fifty cents for the disks, a hefty bean burrito, and you are cruising."
..You gotta hand it to him, this bum is a real cad.

Regards, David S.
Long on Intel, Iomega and WorldCom>>



To: David S. who wrote (52584)4/15/1998 4:40:00 PM
From: John Solder  Respond to of 58324
 
Fifty cents for the disks, a hefty bean burrito, and you are cruising.

Thanks, I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my monitor !
My co-workers think I've snapped.



To: David S. who wrote (52584)4/15/1998 5:28:00 PM
From: Naggrachi  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 58324
 
Re: Dream sequence

I'm impressed, pretty funny stuff there, can't stop laughing.

You seem, to me at least, talented enough to be a writer for one of those corney CNBC shows, Squawk Box, may be? I love how they qoute the show in the afternoon when talking about a specific stock that had a big move that day. As if Squawk Box is the god of the stock market, just like Herb G., is the righteous leader of uncovering the truth regarding IOM.

Zead



To: David S. who wrote (52584)4/15/1998 5:52:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid  Respond to of 58324
 
David, Now that's entertainment!!!



To: David S. who wrote (52584)4/15/1998 6:04:00 PM
From: Mel Boreham  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 58324
 
Davd, Thanks for the great humor break. It took me about three minutes to make it through I was laughing so hard I could see the rest for the tears! You are truly talented!! Keep em coming... Mel