To: marc chatman who wrote (19226 ) 4/15/1998 6:50:00 PM From: NucTrader Respond to of 95453
FOR THE THREAD - A QUESTION AND INCOME TAX DAY STORY The ?: Bought CDG 2 days ago and am VERY happy. Anyone know what's behind the move? The thought: One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, > he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not > go to heaven rightaway. He asked what he did and God told him > that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could > get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, > butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided > that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. > So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy. > > > As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. > Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. > When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and > Carlos replied "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed > the government out of a lot of money...even more than you did." > They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that > as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well > hang out together to help pass the time. > > > Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking > along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could > have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this > man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel/centerfold. > Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their > friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, > while they were stuck with these god-awful women. > Jon replied "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. > This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,) > and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to > look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to > understand. Everytime, after we have sex, she rolls over and > murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes"!!!!!