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To: marc chatman who wrote (19226)4/15/1998 6:39:00 PM
From: davep  Respond to of 95453
 
is hal reporting before the open?thanks



To: marc chatman who wrote (19226)4/15/1998 6:50:00 PM
From: NucTrader  Respond to of 95453
 
FOR THE THREAD - A QUESTION AND INCOME TAX DAY STORY

The ?: Bought CDG 2 days ago and am VERY happy. Anyone know what's behind the move?

The thought:
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged,
> he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not
> go to heaven rightaway. He asked what he did and God told him
> that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could
> get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid,
> butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided
> that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.
> So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.
>
>
> As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead.
> Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with.
> When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and
> Carlos replied "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed
> the government out of a lot of money...even more than you did."
> They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that
> as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well
> hang out together to help pass the time.
>
>
> Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking
> along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could
> have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this
> man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel/centerfold.
> Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their
> friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess,
> while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
> Jon replied "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining.
> This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,)
> and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to
> look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to
> understand. Everytime, after we have sex, she rolls over and
> murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes"!!!!!



To: marc chatman who wrote (19226)4/15/1998 8:56:00 PM
From: SJS  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
No, no no. That was a bad (rephrase "momentum") buy way too high. I thought the company had more legs. I have a few others too: RON, and GLM.



To: marc chatman who wrote (19226)4/16/1998 9:23:00 AM
From: Tom DuBois  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
Marc, I don't know about Steve, but I'm long UFAB, FGII, GIFI, GLM and NORT in the patch. My timing just sucked on UFAB (and NORT). The rest have produced a buck or two for the portfolio.

Tom