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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (216)	4/15/1998 10:18:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 260

I'm a little red rooster, too lazy to crow for days Just a little red rooster, too lazy to crow for days Keep everything in the barnyard people, upset in every way Dogs begin to bark now and the hounds begin to howl Dogs begin to bark now and the hounds begin to howl Watch out stray cat people the little red rooster is on the prowl If you see the little red rooster, won't you please drive him home If you see my little red rooster, won't you please drive him home Been no peace in the barnyard people, since the little red rooster's been gone

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (216)	4/17/1998 4:32:00 PM
From: Mr Metals	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

The way you fart describes your personality CONCEITED Thinks he can fart the loudest -- and tries UNLUCKY Tries to fart -- can't -- shits instead FOOLISH Farts and giggles BEWILDERED Can't tell his own from others SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles -- rots his pants NERVOUS Stops in the middle of a fart MISERABLE Can't fart at all CONFUSED Face so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog DISAPPOINTED One whose farts don't smell FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you to fart BULLY Farts louder than anyone else WISE Farts and asks, "Who in the hell shit?" MUSICAL Tenor or bass -- clear as a bell -- smells like shit -- sounds like hell HONEST Admits that it was the hostess who farted LIVELY GUY Jumps in the air, farts three times, and clicks his heels simultaneously