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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (182)	4/16/1998 6:58:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Respond to of 2733

Hahahaha!

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (182)	4/16/1998 8:03:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Respond to of 2733

A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at.which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home. He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been. The man says, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home." The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying bastard, you've been out playing golf again!"