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To: Gauguin who wrote (9936)4/17/1998 10:07:00 PM
From: JF Quinnelly  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Quit whining, and tell us about them there giant rats...

It was the mailman's last day, after 35 years. At the first house on his route he found an envelope with some cash in it.

At the second house he found a box of cigars.

The third house left him a bottle.

At the fourth house he was met by a woman in a negligee. She pulled him inside, and made passionate love to him. Then she fixed him breakfast. As she poured him some coffee, he found a dollar bill stuck beneath the cup.

"This was all too much" he exclaimed, "but why the dollar?"

She said "Last night I told my husband that today would be your last. So I asked him what to give you. He said 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar.'
"The breakfast was my idea."