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To: Carol who wrote (836)	4/19/1998 12:44:00 PM
From: doby	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1770

Good morning carol: Well only to be fair of course, you'll have to post reasons why computers must be female. Went out to the monkey tree pub last night. I sat at the bar and ordered a slippery nipple. After sitting for a few minutes, I heard a voice say, "nice shirt." I looked around and saw there was no one sitting next to me and I just scratched my head and forgot about it. Some time went by and I heard the same voice say, "nice jacket". Now I looked all around me, everywhere, up and down the bar, under the bar stool, everywhere I could think to look. I didn't see anyone. YIKES ! A few minutes later I heard " Nice haircut". I couldn't stand it any more so I called the bartender over and and told him I was hearing this voice but couldn't figure out who was speaking. The bartender says, "Oh that, thats the peanuts. They're complimentary." Gotcha!