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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (4060)	4/20/1998 4:57:00 PM
From: Ross	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12754

K, so are you saying it's not the flatulence taking down those birds but a cork? All this time I just thought those small blessings were roadkill. Now if I can just figure out how to load up a 30 round clip.... How's that KTEL short working for you? I hear Druss is on his way to the islands...must have made a killing. He's really on a roll, heard he went short YHOO Friday because it had gone over the top of some candlestick or something. What's the ticker for the Boilerroom Brokerage anyway? And now for your post-market pleasure (any similarity to lee or persons of the same background is probably coincidental): THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES: 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 7. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2' 8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 12. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 22. Please Bypass This Heart