To: Bill Rielly who wrote (206 ) 4/20/1998 11:34:00 PM From: Andrew Q. Viet Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 467
Sermon on the Stinkie Mountain: One day Mr. Pink stood on the Stinkie mountain among his loyal disciples, Don, Dan, Scott and Clumzia. Mr. Pink surreptitiously swept his eyes around the Stinkie Mountain to make sure that there was no other souls around. He suddenly broke the silence and told his disciples thus, " Upon this mountain I pronounce that all of you must embrace honesty and only speak the truth, for truthfulness is the heart of decency". Clumzia, being the slowest amongst the disciples, raised his hand, "but Master Pink, you have never told the truth in your entire life" To that Mr. Pink replied, " I preach the truth because the truth intoxicates, mesmerizes, and captivates people. The ultimate goal for preaching the truth is to deceive, to lie, and to cheat people while they are being lured by our preaching" Dan raised his voice, " Master Pink, how can we be honest and be deceptive at the same time? Is it an insurmountable goal to reach?" To that Mr. Pink answered," We are above honesty and decency. We want people to be honest and be decent to us, but we don't have to abide to the same ethical measures." Don, being a little bit brighter, questioned his master," How about the relationship between us and you? Should honesty be applied here,at least, Master Pink." A loud and clear voice from above broke out and frightened all the gatherers on the Stinkie Mount, " Pinkie, you are a deceitful Untermensch and you deserve to be punished. I have a pride of hungry lions surrounding the Stinkie Mount to capture and eat you alive,and your disciples are spared this time." Mr. Pink. looked around and discovered that he was the only one wearing the pinkie color ( the color denotes his sexual orientation). Being extremely frightened, but deception was still his true calling and he ordered all the disciples to change to pinkie clothes. The lions approached; Mr. Pink slipped away; all of his disciples, being intoxicated by Mr. Pink's preach, were torn into pieces. Mr. Pink only speaks the truth.