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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (4078)4/21/1998 12:28:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
DSG... don't forget about the crabs.. when they fall off, so dRoss says, they make that crunchy noise..

in my 'Tribute To Broccoli, A Sensitive Poem' I hoist those two wankers in with the rest of the vegetables, but then even I hear them begin to scream... the weeds, that is



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (4078)4/21/1998 12:30:00 AM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
D.S.G.--I know you are strong enough to deal with it.
Everyone has a few qualms about chucking in a lobster for a hot meal. you are the only one I know who videotapes it though.
Drus



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (4078)4/21/1998 12:40:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 12754
 
D.S.G. ...this wanker's been smoking his own crack, literally

Reply # of 20687

I think the smoke just makes the bees feel like hell and confused so they don't know what to do next. There's
still plenty of oxygen present amid the smoke. I think it just fuddles them with unfamiliar smells and sensations.

If I was blinded and smothered with smoke I would have a hard time losing my temper in a focused sort of way
to go sting someone.

I would bumble around and try to figure what to do next.

The main equivalent in my own experience is the jargon of contemporary sociology and literary theory. But
graduallyI am learning how to hold my breath and I may end up stinging some of these pedants.

let's hope he holds his breath right after dRoss lights up the sky with a toast.. probably knock an entire horde of wittle bees out of the air



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (4078)4/21/1998 12:52:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 12754
 
D.S.G.,

and then you have this:

Janice,

Yes, I have seen pictures of the Neopolitan tricycles with ashtrays affixed to the handlebars. Very practical
design. I hear that children are encouraged to drink wine there too. Very sound practice, I think. Now that's
quality parenting and nurturing at its finest! Parents stateside would do well to take note.

what they fail to mention in this Feeling is that there isn't any seat on the bicycle or tricycle, and they smoke and drink so they can have the strength to withstand tourists like this while remaining standing...



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (4078)4/21/1998 2:48:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
BAWK!