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To: Lone Star who wrote (215)	4/24/1998 12:28:00 PM
From: Nazbuster	Respond to of 2733

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To: Lone Star who wrote (215)	4/25/1998 3:44:00 AM
From: EL KABONG!!!	Respond to of 2733

Two nuns and their Mother Superior are riding Harleys for the first time when one of the nuns loses control and ends up killing all three of them. They arrive at the Pearly Gates together to be greeted by Saint Peter. Saint Peter: "What are you doing here? Your times are not up yet." Nun #1: "We had a dreadful accident while riding motorcycles for the first time, and we were all killed, Saint Peter. It was my fault." Saint Peter: "Well because you all died early, you didn't complete your mortal missions on Earth, so you don't qualify to enter into Heaven." Nun #2: "Isn't there something you can do, Saint Peter? We've devoted our entire lives to the Heavenly Father." Saint Peter: "Well, I suppose if you all pass an oral test, it IS within my power to admit you. But this is highly unusual. Sister Mary Margaret, according to the Bible, who was the first man on Earth?" Nun #1 thinks a moment, and replies "Adam, Saint Peter?" Upon her utterance of the correct answer, lights flash, bells ring and the gates swing wide open. Sister Mary Margaret enters Heaven and the gates close. Saint Peter: "Sister Ruth, your question is, according to the Bible, who was the first woman on earth?" Nun #2 thinks real hard and replies "Eve, Saint Peter?". And magically, the lights flash, the bells ring, the gates swing wide open and Sister Ruth trots into Heaven just before the gates close again. Saint Peter: "And Mother Superior, since you are much older and much wiser, your question will be a little more difficult. Not documented in the Bible, what was the first thing Eve said upon meeting Adam?" Mother Superior squirmed and wiggled. She thought and thought but couldn't remember a single source of information that might reveal the correct answer. She wracked her brain for over an hour before admitting defeat. Mother Superior: "Ooh, that's a hard one, Saint Peter!" And the lights flashed and the bells rang and the gates.... KJC