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To: Vanni Resta who wrote (219)	4/24/1998 7:19:00 PM
From: EL KABONG!!!	Respond to of 2733

Pancho and Cisco are longtime friends in old time Mexico. Everyday, Cisco sits under the shade of a large cactus, fanning himself with his oversized sombrero to reduce the effect of the midday heat. One day, during his siesta, Cisco hears a loud clomping on the dirt road to town. Looking up, he see it is Pancho, in his oversized sandals, slowly plodding to town with something cupped in his hands. Cisco: "Ay, Pancho. What you got there in your hand?" Pancho: "Ay, Cisco. I caught butterfly. I go to town and trade butterfly for butter." Cisco: "You loco, amigo. No one gives you butter for butterfly. Adios." And off goes Pancho into town. About an hour later, back comes Pancho, pulling a burro loaded with fresh butter. Cisco is amazed, but says nothing. The next day the scene is repeated. Here comes Pancho. Cisco: "What you got today, Pancho? More butterflies?" Pancho: "No, Cisco. Today I caught a horsefly. I go to market and get a horse for the horsefly." Cisco: "Now I know you loco like a gringo. No one ever trade a horse for a horsefly. Adios, amigo." And Pancho trods off into town, only to return an hour later riding the most beautiful black stallion that Cisco had ever seen in his whole life. Again, Cisco remains silent. The next day, there lies Cisco, and here comes Pancho. Cisco: "What you got today, Pancho?" Pancho: "I found pussywillow. I... Cisco: "Wait up. I go with you." KJC

To: Vanni Resta who wrote (219)	4/24/1998 8:03:00 PM
From: Nazbuster	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Three men are sitting in the lobby of the Guiness Book of World Records. After awhile of shuffling around, they start to talk to each other. The first man says, "I have the world's smallest hands and I'm going to be published in the book!" The second man says, "Well, I have the world's smallest feet and I'm going to be published in the book of records!" The third man looks up and says, "Well, I have the world's smallest penis and I'm going to be published in the book!" After awhile, the door opens and the first man is asked to enter. Later, he emerges with a huge grin on his face. He announces, "I have the world's smallest hands!" In a few minutes, the second man is invited into the room and the door closes. After awhile, he also emerges and very happily announces, "I have the world's smallest feet, and I'm going to be in the book!" Then the third man is invited into the room. After about 10 minutes, he emerges with a terrible scowl on his face. The others ask, "What's wrong?" The man shouts out, ... [see below] " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "Who the hell is Vanni Resta?"