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To: Vanni Resta who wrote (222)4/24/1998 8:15:00 PM
From: Nazbuster  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Love that joke... you can do it to ANYONE!!! [male that is...]

No offense meant!!



To: Vanni Resta who wrote (222)4/25/1998 1:19:00 AM
From: Power ranger  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Mirror, mirror on the wall

Vanni went to see a voodoo who has a magic mirror that can grant people a secret wish. After paying his dues, he waited restlessly for his turn. A woman in front of him says all she wants for Christmas is a full blossom. Her turn arrives and she goes into the room.With the huge mirror in front of her, she whispers :

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, make my busts the biggest of them all"

The woman came out of the room with a big smile, she now has a big 48" that will make Dolly Parton proud.

Vanni was too enthrall, and briskly he goes into the room, taking a deep breath in front of the mirror, he howl :

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, I want to be the longest of them all, so make my dick to touch the floor!"

Vanni was crying when he came out of the room. He gets his wish granted, his dick now touches the floor - his legs were shorten to 3 inches tall. :o)

No hard feeling, just a jokes - PR