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To: Wizzer who wrote (233)	4/25/1998 3:16:00 AM
From: EL KABONG!!!	Respond to of 2733

Riddle time, again! What is the ultimate definition of the phrase "a Jewish dilemma"? Answer: Free ham! (But it's free! But it's ham! But it's free! But it's ham! But it's ....) KJC

To: Wizzer who wrote (233)	4/27/1998 1:50:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

hahahaha! thanks for your contribution! i have seen that in other variations, but that one is not bad!

To: Wizzer who wrote (233)	7/10/1998 10:10:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Respond to of 2733

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and thought "I don't f*cking think so." TLJ