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To: Kansas George who wrote (53682)	4/25/1998 6:50:00 PM
From: KM	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 58324

Anybody up for a little Saturday night humor? THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T TELL A COP I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Bad cop! No donut! You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? I pay your salary! So, uh, you on the take, or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around -- that's how far ahead of me they are. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? #2 Did you hear about Bill Clinton's news conference yesterday morning? He came out to greet the reporters wearing an expensive suit and tie. He glanced down at his audience and realized that they weren't dressed nearly as well as himself. After all, these were working people. So he took off his jacket, removed his tie and rolled up his shirt sleeves, only to reveal to the many cameras, a pair of woman's lace panties draped over his upper arm. Reporters and cameramen gasped loudly, but wisely and respectfully, no one mentioned it in their questions. Finally, as the last reporter had a chance to ask a question, a newsman in the back of the room could stand it no longer. Interrupting the reporter who had the floor, he yelled out "Mr. President. Why is there a pair of woman's panties hanging from your left arm?". Clinton replied "What? Oh this. It's a patch. I'm trying to quit!".

To: Kansas George who wrote (53682)	4/25/1998 11:07:00 PM
From: Lurker	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 58324

<<Also, every computer geek will absolutely have to own a palm pilot with click drive and all the neat software and games that that will be available shortly after click released. New companies will be created to develop software and games for the palmtop pc's. Of course our Gorilla will be there raking in the profits.>> This could be very big. While Nintendo and Super Nintendo are big, Gameboy way outsells them. If a hand-held computer is developed, Click! will be very big.