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To: KM who wrote (53700)	4/26/1998 4:30:00 PM
From: D.J.Smyth	Respond to of 58324

OTthanks a lot trufflette, i've copied for some area pastors, hope you don't mind. what a gas - <<- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign =20 slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours."=20>>. here's a true story for you: a pastor's wife was accustomed to mouthing words to her husband during a Sunday service, advising him to remember this or that, suck up his tie, etc. her husband had told her repeatedly NOT to do that! So one night when the church was packed to hear a special speaker, she bagan the mouthing again. To teach her a lesson, he got up from the platform, bounced down the steps in front of the conversation and came and stood directly in front of her, both hands on his hips, stating, "Did you have something to say Dear?" She began laughing uncontrollably along with many of those around her, but, she did manage to get the words out in a gushing sound, "I SAID YOUR PANTS ARE UNZIPPED!" the whole church just cracked up. I was there! the pastor was somewhat overweight which made his pants spread apart further than otherwise would have been the case. the couple was a gas to start with; his wife ran into a full length mirror once and quickly said "Oh, excuse Me!" (thinking the woman in the mirror looking back at her appeared so "prissy" - her words).