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To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote (256)	4/27/1998 9:19:00 PM
From: Charger	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: > > "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" > > "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President. > > "I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" > > "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton. > > "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin. > > "Yes?" > > "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in > diameter?" said Yeltsin. > > "No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia." > > "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. > > "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" > wide." > > "Easily done. Anything else?" > > "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on > each one."