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To: Rambi who wrote (10326)4/29/1998 5:57:00 PM
From: Thomas C. White  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Ovarian juke box...Heehee. Actually reminds me more of one of those gumball machines, where you put the money in and out pops whatever color fate has in store for you.



To: Rambi who wrote (10326)4/29/1998 6:28:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Okay, okay. Beautiful image, btw. (Except for the very last part - I just took my seat instead). I would have pictured a big ore shovel with a bucketload of dirt. No music; a lot of squeaking and dust. That's if "we" had em, I guess.

Got an opinion on the snowflakes?
I argued this topic once in Elem or Junior High; the unlikelihood of all different snowflakes. They acted like it was provable fact. I was sat on. I've been mad about it ever since. I want to see the proof. The Snowflake Theorem. (Law?)

You see, I bet, I bet, it's an "assumption". Just because they (snowflakes) are complex. And Junior High teachers are buffoons.

(This from the kid who missed the ovary count by 99.985 per cent.)

(PS: It's a diamond mine.........



To: Rambi who wrote (10326)4/29/1998 6:46:00 PM
From: DScottD  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Someone e-mailed me this the other day. It came with audio, but I think you'll get the picture with words only.

MAN SONG

(Sung with force and self-confidence, except for the parts in parentheses, which are sung with quiet reservation)

I don't take no crap from anybody else (but you).
I wear the pants around here (when I'm finished with your laundry).
'cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight.
When I say "jump" you say "yeah right".
I'm the man of this house (until you get home).

What I say goes around here (right out the window).
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining (so I'll shut up).
The sooner you learn who's boss around here,
the sooner you can give me my orders my dear.
'cause I'm head honcho around here (but it's all in my head).

And I can have sex any time that you want.
'cause I'm a man who has needs (but they're not that important).
And don't expect no flowers from me,
('cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry).
I'm the king of my castle (when you're not around).

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want (to get in trouble).
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready (to sleep on the couch).
'cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
(so I'll do what you want me to).
I'm the top dog around here (but I've been neutered).



To: Rambi who wrote (10326)4/30/1998 9:36:00 AM
From: BlueCrab  Respond to of 71178
 
Penni -- <<It's up to you to put the quarter in and play the song. (Do you think that's where the line "We could make beautiful music together" comes from?)>>

Remarkable - a four-foot coffee spew. Surprised by my own abilities, given the proper impetus.

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