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To: Early Out who wrote (273)	4/30/1998 4:51:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 2733

Pancho and Cisco were traveling through the desert one day and Cisco notices a very bad smell in the air. Cisco says to Pancho: " Pancho. I smell someting terrible. Deed you sheet jour pants?" Pancho replied: "No, Cisco. I deed no sheet my pants." As they rode on Cisco just couldn't shake the smell that was permeating from Poncho. So he asked once again: " Pancho. I smell someting really bad and I tink eet ees you. Deed you sheet jour pants?" "No, Cisco. I deed no sheet my pants." A little while later Cisco is on the verge of vomiting so once more he asks Pancho: "Pancho, I am getting real seek and I know you sheet jour pants. Get off of dat horse and pull jour pants down. I want to see for myself'! Pancho gets off of his horse and pulls his pants down exposing a large messy, smelly load. Cisco, disgusted and gagging from what he sees, asks: "Ay Poncho, I taught ju say you no sheet you pants"? Pancho, looking very confused looked at Cisco and said: "Ay, Cisco, I taught you meen today"!