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To: macker who wrote (1780)5/1/1998 1:27:00 PM
From: eRM Solutions  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
 
Think Again.

*If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

*Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

*Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

*Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

*How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

*Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
funny?

*When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

*Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
Special Olympics?

*Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

*Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

*If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

*What was the best thing before sliced bread?

*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

*For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

*Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

*Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

*I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

*Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

*Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

*I hope so!

John



To: macker who wrote (1780)5/1/1998 1:34:00 PM
From: Craig K  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Macker,

Tell your dad that I feel his spirit with us.. Brothers..

Craig