To: Daniel Schuh who wrote (18868 ) 5/5/1998 8:22:00 AM From: Daniel Schuh Respond to of 24154
Stage Your Own Microsoft Rally www5.zdnet.com Is that a new video game? Nah, just Jesse Berst weighing in on today's "We love you, Bill" event in NY. This is another one from the strictly entertainment file. Jesse leads off with a blast:Whenever there is an impending execution, protesters gather outside the prison. They picket. They weep. They passionately beg clemency for the doomed. And it never makes a bit of difference. Take that, you liberal pinko commie socialist ad hominem artists. But that's not all.Sorry, but I can't muster much sympathy for Microsoft. The company has known for a year the government might force a Windows 98 delay. It has had a year to come up with a fallback plan. It had a year to help its partner firms find safe ways to cope with the possibility. Instead the company encouraged its partners to invest heavily in Windows 98, binding their financial futures to the new OS. And now it is using them to try to save its own pathetic backside. Me, I'd never call Microsoft pathetic. Transparent, condescending, arrogant, sure.What does Microsoft really need to do to get back on top again? Oh, let's brainstorm. Here is my starter kit of ideas: Launch a campaign to kick Utah out of the union. And with it, Microsoft-hater Orrin Hatch and competitor Novell. Merge with cigarette maker Philip Morris and put its powerful, well-connected, and soon-to-be unemployed tobacco industry lobbyists to work in the software biz. Hire those cigarette researchers to produce some more "independent" studies -- this time declaring Microsoft healthy for America. Oh dear. Someone else has been reduced to broad sarcasm in the face of overwhelming (or underwhelming) Microsoft PR. That's ok, says Mr. Subtlety is Futile. Jesse is a lot closer to the source, I'm sure he sees a lot more that I do. Cheers, Dan.