To: Wes who wrote (1976 ) 5/4/1998 8:03:00 PM From: uu Read Replies (1) | Respond to
The following ad will appear in the Wall Street Journal, Business Week, N.Y Times, and LA Times. Please feel free to apply or refer anyone who is interested.Job Description: In this highly caliber position you will be reporting directly to yourself and absolutely no one else. You do not need to worry about anything, or anybody and proper compensation will be direct deposited into your checking account for doing absolutely nothing on a semi monthly basis. The job does provide a nice big air conditioned office with at least 1 secretary, and 10 or more directors that will report to you. The job is mainly a formality. The qualified candidate has absolutely no responsibility in reading the directors reports.Requirement: No related experience necessary. No degree required. Some experience in the used car business might be helpful. Highly talented in B.S and when confronted with possible questions/concerns the candidate must be highly skilled to disappear! Compensation: Blank check!Job Description: In this self defined position you will be responsible to yourself alone. At times because of the infrastructure formality you will be required to provide some type of report to the CEO. However the report can be a blank page since it is not of any importance at all. You are however required to answer to the share holders and private investors on an occasional basis. But absolutely nothing to worry about. Must be highly skilled to hide when confronted with serious questions.Requirement:s: No experience necessary, however at least 2-3 years experience in the used car sales business as a salesperson will be very helpful.Compensation: Blank Check on a bi weekly basis.Job Description: In this highly visible position you will be responsible for B.S ing the public, hiding the truth, B.S ing even more, looking good in appearance, B.S ing even more, be accessible at all times, and B.S ing even more. Requirements: 15+ years experience as a used car sales person and./or 10 years experience as a religious evangelist . No high school or college degree is required, however must be able to read and write (preferably English) . Compensation: Minimum of $25,000 per month plus unlimited number of shares of the stock. Also based on the performance of the candidate in promoting the stock there will be bonuses given in terms of blank checks .techstocks.com
