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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Airstar Technologies, Inc. (ASTG) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Thomas Jon Swift who wrote (1981)5/5/1998 2:43:00 AM
From: uu  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3967
 

In the tradition of Seinfeld the popular NBC sit com
There is Xecom the popular SEE-BS sit com

Seinfeld is about nothing, absolutely nothing
Look at Xecom and see if it is about something

Seinfeld made millions for the GE share holders
Xecom made trillions for the hemorrhoid pain killers

Enough about Seinfeld, the NBC popular sit com
Lets concentrate on Xecom, the SEE-BS popular sit com

Grab a chair, sit back and relax
Xecom's story may require you to grab some Maylax

First There was a real estate company
The next thing you know it became to be a phone company!

There were pros sucking little old lady's saving money
There were con artists talking, taking naive lawyers money

From the good old honest not-so professional, to the rich educated professionals
Money was sucked out by pros, cons and real sleazy slick professionals

There were people claiming to have invested 3.5 millions in the Xecom game!
The same people who would suck honest lawyers money during a golf game!

There were talks of shorts, Canadians, peasants, kings and war like
slogans!
No one really knew what was wrong with all those morons!

No one really knows what the company does, or plans to do
It does not matter anyway, the Canadians and shorts will lose!

Xecom is no longer called Xecom
But do not take me wrong, it is still a sit com!

SEE-BS has changed the name to Airstar Technologies Inc.
I hope it does not mean Xecom will go to sink

The ticker was changed from XECM to XCMM
ASTS came next followed by ASTG, as if it was a game

We hope ASTG is here to stay
The ticker is essential to the play

The 10K, 10Q, business plans, and future outlook are not here
But have no fear, the consultants are here!

There are promoters, directors, consultants, CEOs and others
But then you have characters like the SuckerFinders!

Long live Airtstar Technologies Inc.
For which it is the same as Xecom Inc.

Long Live Xecom
The most popular SEE-BS sit com



To: Thomas Jon Swift who wrote (1981)5/5/1998 11:43:00 AM
From: Wes  Respond to of 3967
 
TJS:

How about the one they used last time? You know, how can you file a first quarter report when the year end report has not been filed?

Such is life in the Xecom/Airstar world.

Wes



To: Thomas Jon Swift who wrote (1981)5/5/1998 12:02:00 PM
From: Evan Sterling  Respond to of 3967
 
To Everyone:

Let's just hope they can get the 10-Q filed on time. Chances are
though, they won't. To save face though, here is a few excuses the
CEO can use:

THE TOP 10 LIST OF WHY AIRSTAR TECHNOLOGIES 10-Q WON'T BE
FILED ON TIME!!!!!

10. Joe V: "It's on my desk.........somewhere!
9. One of the Airstar Technologies director's had it for lunch!
8. Joe V. left it at Hooter's bar in Dallas!
7. Joe V. left it at home!
6. The dog ate it!
5. It was accidently sent to the IRS with the tax returns!
4. He used it as his scoring card at the golf course.
3. Waiting on: "those other figures."
2. Ken Starr has to sign off on it!
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THE 10-Q WON'T BE FILED ON TIME:
1. I forgot it was due!



To: Thomas Jon Swift who wrote (1981)5/5/1998 12:37:00 PM
From: Evan Sterling  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3967
 
Now for the, (drum roll please):

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE 10-K WAS NOT FILED ON TIME:

10. It too is on Joe V.'s desk somewhere!
9. Someone at Financial Internet Group had it for lunch!
8. No comment at this time!
7. Joe V.: "Oh, sh..!, I left it in Hooter's bathroom!
6. Oh no!, it's in the shredder!
5. Mario's poor dog used it as a "wee wee pad!"
4. It's in the mail!
3. Howard Stern is using it on his next radio program!
2. Waiting on those other figures!
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THE 10-K WAS NOT FILED ON TIME:
1. It's under Monica Lewinsky's pillow!!!!!!!!