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To: Forest Gump who wrote (16085)	5/8/1998 3:30:00 PM
From: Turboe	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27968

Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynski in a limerick Contestants' Entries: Entry # 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute made of beef that stole the front page from Kaczynski. Entry # 2 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. Entry # 3 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown what Kaczynski must surely have known: that an intern is better than a bomb in a letter given the choice to be blown. #4 A special prosecutor named Starr Whose puppeteers were unhappy by far Couldn't hire Kaczynski So he set up Lewinsky To try to put Bill's balls in a jar. Turboe with Lewinsky and NO clothes on...

To: Forest Gump who wrote (16085)	5/8/1998 3:30:00 PM
From: Double Dipper	Respond to of 27968

Jane, That's me just outside the front door. The one with the holes in his shoes - worn out pacing back and forth waiting on the financials. Kevin

To: Forest Gump who wrote (16085)	5/8/1998 3:37:00 PM
From: tonto	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 27968

Off topic: More airplane humor A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. Once again, he pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. And yet again, he takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What kind of degenerate are you, anyway?" The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?" The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."