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To: Nazbuster who wrote (323)	5/9/1998 12:12:00 AM
From: TOM	Respond to of 2733

A Hunting One: A hunter is Bear hunting. He sees a big, black Bear. Takes a bead & shoots. The Bear seems to drop down. He goes to the area, looking for the bear. Gets a tap on his shoulder, its the Bear, mad as hell, and the Bear is in control now. The Bear says:"You S.O.B., you tried to kill me, I ought to kill you right now, but I'll let you go if you get down & give me a b-job!" So, the hunter has to give the bear his due. Now the hunter is really mad & goes home & takes out his .300 Magnum & goes out the next day looking for the Bear. This time he gets close, sights in & drops the Bear. Goes to where the Bear falls. Umm, can't find the Bear again, sure he had dropped him. Gets a tap on his shoulder, and its the Bear again with the drop on him. The Bear says: "You S.O.B. you tried to kill me again, I ought to kill you right now, but I'll let you go again if you give me another bl-job. Now the hunter has no choice, but when he gets home he's really pissed now. The next day he goes out with his .375 H&H Magnum for the Bear. Gets real close & fires. He's got the Bear now! Goes up to the Bear, ...and gets a tap on his shoulder! The Bear says, "Hey you're not in this for the Hunting are you?"