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To: X Y Zebra who wrote (300)	5/9/1998 4:36:00 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 408

His Holiness took the stewardess aside and asked, "Jill, my child, I couldn't help but notice when you were sliding down that inflated rubber slide next to the aircraft that you weren't wearing underwear. I know in Italy that the women have the custom of not shaving their legs or armpits. There is even a joke I hear they tell in your country, 'How can you tell an Al Italia airplane...by the hair under its wings' Anyway, I digress... So, Jill, do stewardesses in your country normally go without underwear, or was ther perhaps some other explanation that you would like to talk about, knowing that anything you tell me will go no farher? Trust me, my child." Jack was trying to eavesdrop on Jill and the Pope's conversation, but his attention was diverted when he saw Don Fidel in the distance. He glanced at Jill, and he thought about the Havanas he lusted after and thought to himself, "Who was it that said, 'a woman is a woman, but a cigar is a smoke.'