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To: Tomato who wrote (307)5/9/1998 4:19:00 PM
From: Crocodile  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 408
 
As luck would have it, the world renowned lounge lizard, Rocko Sardini, was flying to Havana on a private charter and was thrilled to offer Yolanda a ride after she told him that she would cast his fortune through a variety of methods including palm and tea-leaf readings, channeling utilizing crystals, throwing the I-Ching, and interpreting her tarot cards... for she was versed in all Old as well as New Age methodologies.

Shortly after take-off she began to lay out her deck of tarot cards using the ancient "Tree of Life" method. Oddly, as she laid the cards out, almost all were reversed.... Yolanda stared at the cards before her. She had never witnessed such an unsavoury arrangement of cards.

Completely oblivious to Yolanda's consternation, the lounge lizard sat anxiously awaiting news of fame and fortune. Yolanda, glancing nervously at the cards, was wishing she were any other place than on a jet flying at 26,000 feet above the earth. With serious reservations, she began to unveil the meaning of the cards...

"Wellllllll..."

Meanwhile, back in Cuba, the Chupacabras was just beginning to have fun....