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Pastimes : Stories, Sagas and Other Literary Inventions...;-}> -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Tomato who wrote (311)5/11/1998 4:09:00 AM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 408
 
Just as the frisbee got to within inches of Fidel's cojones, a miraculous thing happened. The Pope had second thoughts about his deed, and the power of love took him over completely, causing him to stare at the frisbee and transmogrify it into fishes and loaves of bread. The multitudes watching oohed and ahhed, and made a big line where they stood to receive the food, which vendors were making into fish tacos (they saved the bread for a special dessert).

Fidel approached the Pope, kneeled, and kissed his ring. Suddenly, someone approached them and handed each a taco and a Red Stripe Beer, which had been imported from Jamaica. The two men toasted each other and spontaneously started singing "Guantanamera" in 2 part harmony.

It was around this time that Yolanda jumped from the plane and pulled the rip cord on her parachute.