To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2022 ) 5/11/1998 1:05:00 AM From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell Respond to of 7491
Bill, Janice, TED, Tom, and other FBN "personnel", Abort the mission. I repeat: abort the mission. Your cover has been blown. This is not a joke. Just saw all your true identities exposed on Yahoo. I just spent half a day trying to figure out what went wrong. I reread this thread over and over. No luck. Then my wife happened to look over my shoulder and said "Oh, I see Bill Ulrich's posting here. How is Bill?" It then hit me like a ton of bricks. You all have been using your real names! Why, upon several more hours of research I noticed you all have even explicitly mentioned where you live and work. What a terrible oversight! OK, true you all got away with it for quite some time. And true there are those over on Yahoo who think you've paid off the phone company to put your SI alias in the phone book of the city of your choice just to throw people off the scent. But it was just a matter of time before the swift over there discovered your oversight. So, Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer -- oops, I mean Bill, Janice, TED, and Tom, I urge you to use extreme caution on this thread from here on in. Always know that people will be watching. They may even eventually understand what you are saying. That might not be a pretty day. - Jeff P.S. I just want everyone on Yahoo to know that Jeff Mitchell is not my real name, and despite that my profile says I live in Westport, CT, and despite there actually is a Jeff Mitchell in the Westport phone book as well as an "Insurance Software Solutions", I actually planted all that stuff a year ago in preparation for this secret mission. So, hah, just try and really find me! P.P.S. Note to Cashco. Just had a great idea for a new product. Forget about video conferencing. Not many people have capable video cameras. What you really need is a product that allows people to view internet sites and send/receive e-mail. You could add some nifty features like the ability to save your favorite places and stuff. With the millions of people using the internet, why, the future would be so bright you'd have to wear shades!