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Non-Tech : Any info about Iomega (IOM)? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Francis Muir who wrote (54622)5/12/1998 2:08:00 AM
From: Gary Wisdom  Respond to of 58324
 
FIDO, I read this on the Internet about Wocky:

Hewo. My name is Wocky Weed. I am weally upset. I have been twying for a yeaw to get all Iomega investows to sell their shawes so that I can finally be wight about something.

Two yeaws ago, I was exactly cowwect when I called the top on Iomega at $55. However, as usual, I did nothing about it. I was too chicken to short it because as usual, I did not have enough confidence in my investing acumen to believe my own FUD.

In Novembew, I called the top again at $33. Again, I was too nervous to do anything about it.

So, a few months ago, I shorted at the bottom and got burnt once again. Had to covew fow a loss.

Now, my mommy took away me little fwiend, so now I have to "explowe my genius" by myself again.

However, my genius soon became disinterested in me (big surprise) and I began to become fwustwated. So, I went to my neighbowhood cwack dealew (I mean doctow) and asked for a fix. He gave me wiagra at $20 a pop. They were green pills. I thought that they were supposed to be $10 each and blue. He told me to twust him; that these were even better than those sold by PFE.

Now, my genius is fwaught with viwility. The problem now is that no one notices. Not even the gowgeous models that I hang with can even tell that "little wocky" is more than a "little ewect".

I thought shorting SEEK, AOL, and going long Intel, Quigley and Western Digital would make "little wocky" more noticeable.

But, those were bad calls too.

Please, is there anyone out there that cares?

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Then, I noticed about 50 responses to this plea. Every one of them said just one word: "no".

A bedtime story for the thread. Of course, any resemblence to the loser on the thread with a similar name is merely coincidental.