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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (10525)	5/12/1998 4:52:00 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

Hey, Michael! You're the first person scheduled to die before me. Finally. I was feeling pretty depressed thinking how lonely in heaven it was going to be. WHere were you? What did i miss?

To: Michael Sphar who wrote (10525)	5/12/1998 10:04:00 PM
From: JF Quinnelly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

HA! My personal death date is April 24, 2021! Thus Spake Delphi. Pay attention to the last of these, lest you hasten your demise: Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You're in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.