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Microcap & Penny Stocks : DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: macker who wrote (5647)	5/13/1998 1:37:00 PM
From: eRM Solutions	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

On a down day we need some levity. So here is the JOKE OF THE DAY From a Clint Eastwood movie: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY > > > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids > > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills > > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them > > > > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room > > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there > > Ugly: You're in them > > > > Good: Your husband understands fashion > > Bad: He's a cross dresser > > Ugly: He looks better than you > > > > Good: Your son's finally maturing > > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door > > Ugly: So are you > > > > Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter > > Bad: She keeps interrupting > > Ugly: With corrections > > > > Good: Your wife's not talking to you > > Bad: She wants a divorce > > Ugly: She's a lawyer > > > > Good: The postman's early > > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 > > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas > > >> >> Good: I still have my DGIV and it's coming back up >> Bad: The poor suckers who sold in the 5's and 6's >> Ugly: Those same poor bastards when they realize it costs $10.00 to buy those same shares on Monday Don't worry be Happy John