To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote (893 ) 5/14/1998 12:47:00 PM From: TEDennis Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2770
Kerry: I assure you and all of our faithful investors that any investigation whatsoever into FBNA's alleged violations of any laws or any morality issues will have absolutely no effect on the price of FBNA shares. Indeed, we expect said investigations will turn up nothing . Regis and Kathy, by the way, will be shown the greatest of courtesies while they are visiting our beautiful city. FBNA has already reserved the area's finest tour guide, and we have been assured Regis and Kathy will get the luxury treatment at the "Pink Jeep Tours" establishment. We hope that they and their supporting camera crews find the accommodations at Sedona's Hilltop Hilton (actually, it's a Super 8 that we're renaming just for the occassion) to be sufficient for all their comforts. My only concern is that during the daily rush hour (actually, the daily rush 7 minutes) their afternoon naps are not interrupted by the passing traffic noise. We're trying to get the city fathers to station a police cruiser (one of the two that the Police Department owns) at that particular traffic light (one of the four in town) to keep traffic moving along briskly. I'm sure that every single one of the 7,500 local residents will want to get a sneak peek at the famous duo. Heck, there will be people coming from as far away as Cottonwood (15 miles) just to get a glimpse. Frankly, I can't wait to take Kathy for a spin on my Harley. She'll look so cute on TV reporting on the ride of her lifetime. Those switchbacks up in Oak Creek Canyon can be pretty exciting when you haven't been on them before. The sheer cliffs and dropoffs can be intimidating, too. What a rush! Regards, TED