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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (356)	5/15/1998 10:25:00 AM
From: KM	Respond to of 2733

Ok. I'll try again. I don't think I've seen this one on here: The Sperm Count A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The = doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me = back a sample tomorrow."=20 The next day the 75 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and = gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. = The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:=20 "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but = nothing.=20 Then I tried with- my left hand, but still nothing.=20 Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with = nothing.=20 Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with = the teeth in, then with the teeth- out, and still nothing.=20 We even called up the lady next door and- she tried with both hands and = her mouth too, but nothing."=20 The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"=20 The old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get = the DARN jar open!"=20