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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (236)	5/15/1998 10:46:00 AM
From: Nazbuster	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

Should we call for nominations for the following? techstocks.com

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (236)	8/17/1998 1:42:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 260

Funky Chicken Show me how funky Is your Chicken now Let me see ya get away get away When the band starts kickin' now OH If you can do the funky chicken better than I can I don't mind givin' in To the badest man Cause I say I Like competition Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Cause a little competition now Gives me a condition now OH better common common common Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Put yourself in the grove And get ready to move Common Chorus MMM You've been spreadin' rumours Of the badest on two feet Let me tell you buddy I'm ready to compete We Gonna have a show down I'm ready how about you OH Gonna dance til' the midnight hour Til' the sun comes shinnin' through Oh common common common Yeah... Put yourself in the grove And get ready to move Common We're gonna have a show down Gonna get a low down Yeah yeah yeah yeah Ho down You wanna be around Gonna have a show down We're gonna get low down You better not slow down M. Jackson

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (236)	8/21/1998 12:07:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 260

twow.com

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (236)	8/21/1998 1:43:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 260

flash.net

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (236)	10/20/1998 8:49:00 PM
From: Bilow	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

Chicken Killed WAYCROSS, GA--In a grisly murder that has stunned residents of this peaceful southeastern Georgia town, the gutted remains of a local chicken were discovered in a dumpster Monday. The chicken, whose skin and flesh were almost 90 percent missing, was found in a garbage bag behind Jack's Cluck Shack by a pair of Waycross police officers responding to a routine lunch-pick-up call. "It was gruesome," said Det. Sam Welty, one of the officers who made the find. "When I first looked at the victim, I could barely tell what it was. The bones were all broken, the head was missing, and one of the thigh bones bore what appeared to be human teeth marks." ... Though the entire area around Jack's Cluck Shack has been sealed off, police officials are increasingly doubtful that it was the site of the murder. Investigators suspect that the crime occurred at Tyson Poultry Farms, where blood tentatively matching that of the victim was discovered late last night. theonion.com -- Carl