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To: TOM who wrote (358)5/15/1998 7:45:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave.

9. Wet bonnet contest.

8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.

7. Buttermilk kegger.

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.

5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns."

4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.

3. Sleep 'til 6 a.m.

2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt.

1. Churn butter naked.