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To: Angelo J Cici who wrote (1725)5/15/1998 10:34:00 PM
From: Norm  Respond to of 2394
 
That would be sophisticated :) and I am one of guys from Yahoo you drove crazy, please leave it alone now.



To: Angelo J Cici who wrote (1725)5/15/1998 11:54:00 PM
From: Judy Muldawer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2394
 
Why not have this redneck lady take the following test? (sent to me in e-mail yesterday):

Subject: REDNECK DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION
X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 for Windows 95 sub 52

>
>Redneck Driver's License Application
>
> Last name: ________________
> Check appropriate box)
> First name: First name:
> [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
> Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
> Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
> Occupation:
> [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
> [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
> [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
> Spouse's Name:
__________________________
> 2nd Spouse's Name:
__________________________
> 3rd Spouse's Name:
__________________________
> Spell S-P-O-U-S-E
> Relationship with spouse:
> [_] Sister [_] Aunt
> [_] Brother [_] Uncle
> [_] Mother [_] Son
> [_] Father [_] Daughter
> [_] Cousin [_] Pet
> Number of children living in household: ___
> Number of children living in shed: ___
> Number of children that are yours: ___
> Mother's Name: _______________________
> Father's Name: _______________________(If not
sure, leave blank)
> Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)
> Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
> ___ Total number of vehicles you own
> ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
> Firearms you own and where you keep them:
> ____ truck ____ kitchen
> ____ bedroom ____ bathroom
> ____ shed
> Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

> Do you have a gun rack?
> [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
> [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
> [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
> [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Armed and Ready!
> ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
> How often do you bathe:
> [_] Weekly
> [_] Monthly
> [_] Not Applicable
> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
> [_] Red-Man
> How far is your home from a paved road?
> [_] 1 mile
> [_] 2 miles
> [_] What's a paved road?
> >>