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To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote (364)	6/18/1998 5:06:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Microsoft Word Fun... 1. Type "Unable to follow instructions" 2. Highlight text. 3. Go to thesaurus. 4. See what happens! Happy Invesing! Vanni

To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote (364)	7/10/1998 10:03:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Respond to of 2733

A crusty old man walked into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replied, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!" Shocked, the teller replied "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man replied. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," said the manager. "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?"