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To: barbara sperino who wrote (80)5/15/1998 9:01:00 PM
From: Larry Voyles  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 417
 
Barb, a company like TITS could really do something about erectile dysfunction, too.

Perhaps a subsidiary? Dysfunctional Impotence Correction.. No, I can't continue. I would have to spell corporation with a "K".

I would follow this up with smart-ass comments and double-entendre, but I just can't continue....



To: barbara sperino who wrote (80)5/15/1998 9:50:00 PM
From: Phil(bullrider)  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 417
 
barbara,

I KNOW how to keep BIG DOGS from lifting their legs in public. (females don't lift their legs, at least not in public)

1. Neuter all the males before they learn that they are males.

2. Euthanasise all of the males as soon as they are born.

I am willing to send you one million dollars so that I can be in on the ground floor in your new company, But I want,

1. A PROMISE that I won't lose my money.

2. A promise that you will have a web site that explains all of the various divisions of the company and how great they are. They don't need to be verified by any independent research organization, I just need to read something about how great our new company is and how much money it's going to make for us. Again, this doesn't need to be audited, I'm comfortable that what the company tells me is enough.

3. I love Jap-Mex food. I need at least 25 recipes as a condition for my investment.

4. I have always loved TITS. Even before I knew it was a company. I definately want all of the TITS i can get.

Count me in, BIG TITS, I mean TIME,
Phil