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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates - Year 2000/Y2K IPO!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Scanner Man who wrote (961)	5/16/1998 10:17:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 2770

cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!! VOLUME 1 ISSUE 3 (c)cOUSIN SHORTY disclaimer: MY COUSIN MR. MIGHTY CHICKEN IS IN TROUBLE AGAIN WITH A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY OR SOEBODY AND I DON'T KNOW CHICKEN AND NEVER HEARD OF HIM AND THAT IS THE END OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so much exited to be with you again and thank you for the "donations" for the NESLETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A REAder wrote in to me cOUSIN SHORTY WHAT IF I DONT KNOOW DIDDLY ABOUT THEMARKET AND CANT EVEN TIE MY OWN SHOESS???????? WHAT IF I AM AS DUMB AS A COMMON HOUSEPLANT??????? WHAT IF SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO HELP ME SAYS THIS IS ALL A BIG SCAM AND I SAY DONT BOTHER ME I ALREADY BOUGHT THE STOCK SO I AM IN DREAMLAND NOW????????????????? WHAT ABOUT ME HUH WHAT ABIOUT ME I I I AX YOU ??????? Well I didnt forget you that is why I am here, remember I AM YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!!!! Friends teal the troth. So I am about to tell you the troth. YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ANYTING. THATS RIGHT YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ANYTING. IN FACT THE LESS YOU KNOW THE BETTER SO YOU DONT GET CONFUSED. DONT READ THE PAPAER DO NT READ BOOKS DONT LOOK IN THE DICKTONARY !!!!!!!! you donut need any of that stuff and here is why,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, All you need is my newsletter. You daunt need anyting else. If you want to make a UNSOLCITED DONATION THERE IS NOBDY THAT CAN STOP YOU but the newsletter is free and each issue will explain MORE OF THE TRUTH ABOTU THE MARKET I promisneed YOU THE TUTH ABOUTHE SMARTASS BROKERS AND the STOCK PROMOTERS WHO IS BAD AND WHO IS GOOD!!!!!!!! Here I its. I don't know any brokers personably and I wont lay to you and tell you that I do. But I have A LOT OF FRIENDS THAT KNOW BROKERS and this is what they do. They call you up and tell you about the stock and they sound like they know what they are talking about BUT I DON"T THINKK THEY DREALLY DID they tell about the numbers and the things that the company does and they keep talking and talking and talking and talkkning until you are confused ant TTHEN THEY TELL YOU TO BUY THE STOCK. CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE CREEPS???????????????? Thats not all either. If you do go ahead and buy it in a monument of weakness they takePART OF THE MONEY THEMSELF AND THEY KEEP IT TO BUY A LEXUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They call it a "commotion" but I call it "commotion of a crime" ha ha ha ha ha ha. They all what to TRADE IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND KEEP HALF to BUY MORE DRUGS AND CRACK AND FRIED CHICKEN SO I SAY SCREW THEM!!!!!!!!! GET THE CHEEP BROKER!!!!! The cheep broker is the one that only charges 20 bucks or better yet 15 bucks or whatever the the CHEAPEST ONE IS. They are the ones that really know the business. They dont have to yap yap yap yap all day long about the stock BECAUSE THEY ARE BROKE AND THEY NEED TO HUSSEL LIKE YOU AND ME!!!!!! Hear is the best part. Lets say you want to buy MY NEXT PICK OF THE BLUE CHEEPS!!!!!! I AM NOT SAYING TO BUY IT YOU DO DILILGENCE AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND ALLS I AM SAYING IS LETS SAY YOU DECIDE YOU LIKE IT just because a little bird gave you a tip HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You call up MR LEXUS SMARTASS BROKER AND WHAT DOES HE SAY?????? You know whets comming next because you have all heard it. that is A super RISKY BULLETIN BOARD STOCK AND YOU ARE TAKING A HUGE RISK AND I ADVISE YOU NOT TO DO IT YOU COULD LOOSE ALL YOU R MONEY PLEASE I BEG YOU THEY DONT EVEN REPORT NUMBERS IT COULD BE A SCAM oh my oh my WHY NOT BY THIS HUNDRED DOLLAR PEACE OF SHEET ANDGIVE ME A BIG COMMISSION HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!! We have all heard it havent we. Well here is hat that CRACKHEAD CHICKENEaTING broker does not say. IF YOU BUY IT FOR FIFTY CENTS OR THIRTY CENTS OR TEN CENTS, YOU HAVE LIMITED YOUR DOWNSIDE RISK TO LESS THAN ONE DOLLAR. THAT IS LESSTHAN THE PRICE OF A BURGER. SO do you want to take a major loose in the stoke market or do you wantto have limited risk!!!!????????? Thats why I say go with the cheep broker who is NOT A DRUG ADDICT. But wait cOUSIN SHORTYyou say. I dont like brokers at all they are INTIMATING!!!!!!!!!!! I know how you feel!!!!!! Thats why I say you donate need one at all you can do your buys over the phone electiracally as long as you know what to by and how do you kbnow???????????????????????? INTERNET STOCK RPOMOTERS!!!!!!!!!!! Thats right that is all you need!!!!!!!!!! They GET PAID TO PROMOTE THE STOCK!!!!!!!!!!! Listen to me you numskull. They get paid to promote the stock. Do you ubnderstand???? You buy the stick and they go out and promote it to others. THEY ARE WORKING FOR YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thin k they make about 4 dollars an hour or may be 3 buck s an hour but t5hey like the work and they also get an option to by the stock which sounds TOTALLY FAIR IN MY BOOK WHY NOT GIVE THE REWARD TO THE GUY THAT EARNED IT IS WHAT I SAY!!!!!!!! THEY no what a shalkeout is and they will tell ou to hold on. Oat they will say they will come in and buy more when it gets low enough and they will buy it all. so WHAT IF THEY ARE REALLY GETTING OUT???????? That is there job. Here is the best part!!!! THEY TALK TO THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME. THEY MAY HAVE 3 OR 4 DIFFERENT NAMES ON THE CHAT LINE AND THEY TALK TO THEMSELVES!!!!!!! IS THAT SMART OR WHAT???? See nobody knows this. Somebody looks there on the chat line and they see this guy talking to thins othe r gay and they say BUY IT and the goy that is reading GOES OUT ANDBUYS ABOUT A MILLION SHARES AND THE PRICE GOES UP TO THE MOON BY JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And here is the other best part. THEY ALL KNOW EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT SO IF THERE IS EVER A LITTLE "PROMLEM" they can really CYA!!!!!!! That means cover your tailfeathers. And if they cover their a-then who else gets there a-covered??????????????? YOU THATS WHO!!!!!! Most of them USED TO BE BROKERS!!!!!! THATS RIGHT THEY SAW THE ERROR OF THERE WAYS AND got counseling and help from the authorities and MOVED ALONG TO BETTER CAREEERS HELPIN AL THE POEPEL LIKE YOU AND YOUR RELAIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! You CAN MAKE THE CALL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A NO BRAINER PERFECT FOR YOU!!!!!!!! SEE you at the TOP!!!!!!! till nextime YOUR BEST FREND, cOUSIN SHORTY