To: Doug R who wrote (17028 ) 5/16/1998 9:18:00 PM From: bdog Read Replies (7) | Respond to of 79273
OK Doug, then here's a story for ya.....It was a dark and stormy night...... Dr Voodoo glanced at the half dead cat spread on the operating table. "Nice work, Ivan. Where did you drag this one in from?" Ivan smiled impatiently. "Lets get to work Doc." "OK then. Trendline," said Dr Voodoo. "Trendline!" Ivan handed the Doc a short one. "Indicator." "Indicator." The cat moaned. " She Meep'd", cried Ivan nervously. "Patience, Ivan, patience. And quit drooling." Dr Voodoo sighed. Just then DJ, the intern, blasted through the door. He took a quick look around, nodded his head, threw some indicators on the table and rushed off to another operating room. Nurse Milesov crumpled up the cat's chart and winged it at DJ. Milesov yelled something obscene and then handed the Doc some short stuff. "Kids," the Doc muttered. "Call the pharmacist." Ocote arrived with a bottle of 13Day serum. "I think the time is right," he said as he administered a dose. "It never fails," said Doc confidently. The crowd in observation room 56 was packed in. It always was when Dr Voodoo was working. Many of the docs friends were there. Serg and Instock were clamoring in the back. Radar was drinking a beer. Peg was taking notes. Blackjack was playing cards as Dave H was trying to explain a complex mathematical algorithm to a bystander. Dr Straus was mumbling something about a 13 week healing remedy when a hush fell over the crowd. Dr Voodoo stood up straight. "She's gonna make it," he belted as he yanked off his gloves. The observation room burst into applause. Ivan wiped the sweat off his forehead. He reached for the scotch and poured a shot for himself and the doctor. "To felines," he toasted, his face now beaming as the blood returned. A dog bolted into the operating room and dropped a package at Agent 9's feet. "bout time ya ol mutt," he exclaimed. 9 opened the package and walked to the window. He whipped out his new night vision goggles and scanned the dark alley for more cats. The dog wagged his tailed and started barking. "Hush," said Dr Voodoo sternly as he threw him a cat bone...... bdo>g<