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Non-Tech : Enamelon (ENML) - Does anyone follow this? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Mama Bear who wrote (601)5/20/1998 12:58:00 PM
From: matthew lamberson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 863
 
YOU GUYS KILL ME!! I'm in stitches over here. I hope Enamelon can fix the hernia I received from laughing so hard; I swear I busted a gut!!

>>>...augmented my breasts, slimmed my waist, reshaped my rear, caused my hair to turn blonde, all of which resulted in my new career as a supermodel...<<<

Would you like to go out??? ;)



To: Mama Bear who wrote (601)5/20/1998 5:32:00 PM
From: Dr. Seuss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 863
 
That's great news. Unfortunately, I'm so butt ugly, ENML has only improved my appearance to the point where children no longer cry when they see me.

Let me know how the new supermodel career turns out. I hear it's real hard to stand in front of cameras for hours. You'll earn your keep! <G>.

dr.seuss@better.ugly.than/~real.ugly



To: Mama Bear who wrote (601)5/20/1998 6:30:00 PM
From: Peter V  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 863
 
Damn, Barbara,

I had just begun to love you for who you are, and now you go changing on me. Guess I'll have to adjust.



To: Mama Bear who wrote (601)5/21/1998 1:33:00 PM
From: Warren  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 863
 
It would have to trim 50 points off your IQ to make it as a supermodel; but maybe that happens automatically when the hair turns blonde.



To: Mama Bear who wrote (601)5/24/1998 10:06:00 PM
From: RumbleFish  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 863
 
<<C'mon Dr.Seuss, keep it to yourself. You don't hear me mentioning how Enamelon
augmented my breasts, slimmed my waist, reshaped my rear, caused my hair to turn
blonde, all of which resulted in my new career as a supermodel, do you?>>

Truly an amazing product, I got a tube, rubbed it ...well.., youknowwhere. I'll spare you the details but suffice it to say I flushed my Viagra down the commode.