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To: KM who wrote (373)	5/23/1998 12:12:00 AM
From: TOM	Respond to of 2733

Blondes: A blonde & a brunette jumped out of an airplane the same instant. The brunette hit the ground first. Why did the blonde hit later? ans. She stopped to ask directions. This blonde is putting quarters in a coke machine. Puts in a quarter & a coke comes out, keeps putting in quarters & cokes keep coming out. Finally, she has a whole pile of cokes. A guy notices her action and begins to wonder what's with this lady, so he goes up to her & asks. She says, "Don't bother me! Can't you see I'm winning!?

To: KM who wrote (373)	5/26/1998 7:58:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 2733

Polish Joke - Polish Air Disaster A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

To: KM who wrote (373)	5/26/1998 8:02:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Dumb Blonde Joke of the week- Three women are about to be executed via firing squad. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." ...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"