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To: virginijus poshkus who wrote (3739)5/23/1998 12:24:00 PM
From: Jane Hafker  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4571
 
Oh, Good. I'm so glad you're a male. The Virginia thing threw me. I will now violate the thread of a sinking stock with harmless chat since there is nothing else to do here for those invested but cry.

:)

You KNOW Darden? Of the very few people in the world I would truly want to know, it would be Darden. A man of incomparable personal honor. I wish him all the very best.

Also hold Mark F. up there too. A man hanged drawn and quartered for absolutely less than nothing. His discussion of prison swine is identical to what the Pope would also describe with his closest friends. Period.

I believe the two of them--Darden and Furman-- would be the best and craziest and funniest of all beer drinking buddies to just sit around and tell it like it is. Hopefully they are.

Good, good stuff. I don't know which is the best. This list will of course follow me everywhere until all say, oh, I saw that months ago...

O.K. This will show you what a tragic humor junkie I actually am.
This cracked me up 4 days ago and I still find it hysterical.

A snail was badly beaten up by two little turtles and dragged himself to the police. The policeman said, "We're seeing more and more violence among the younger turtles these days. Could you give us a description of who mugged you? Were they box turtles? Snappers?"

The poor little snail just shook his head. "I just couldn't tell you, I couldn't make them out--it just all happened too FAST...."

(I am re-reading and it's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.
Thank you very much. Do I have permission to sprinkle it around like the Good Humor Fairy?)