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To: A. Reader who wrote (637)5/23/1998 5:23:00 PM
From: Mr. Bean  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1094
 
OTTAWA, May 22 (Reemers) - Software maker Corel Corp.received a boob threat early Friday afternoon and evacuated its nine-storey Ottawa headquarters but police officers found nothing except a large boob sitting in the chair CEO Micheal Cowpie used to sit, police said.
"It was the most frightening sight I have ever seen" said constable Joe shareholder. I have been investing for many years, and have yet to witness a larger boob!

The odd thing about this mammary, was the odd shape of its nipple, which almost looked like a human chin. "Very large and space grabbing", one investigator commented.

Bean