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To: Robert F. Newton who wrote (6405)	5/23/1998 9:49:00 PM
From: My Father's Son	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 10786

Robert, WARNING: Rated PG, but NOT OFF TOPIC I have it from a reliable source that Jeff did, in fact, return to the Diamond Club for dinner. He said it was for the daily dinner special, "Spam, with a white sauce," but we know better. Jeff was overheard to have had a conversation with one of the dancers named "Misti." (Sorry, but my computer can not make a "Smiley Face" above the "i") Misti: Hey Big Fellow, is that a pack of Certs in your pocket, or are you happy to see me again? Jeff: Uh, uh, we were uh, we ran out of gas up the street and we just came in to use the phone. Yea, Yea, that's it, the phone. Misti: Where's your friend TECH. Jeff: Oh, he had to leave after our meeting. Say, what's a guy have to do to get a Shirley Temple around here anyway? Misti: For $10.00 I'll do a table dance and change that 3-1/2 floppy into a hard drive!! Jeff: Oh, I couldn't, I really shouldn't. OK. OK. Well, since you're just trying to put your self through school, I'll try just one. Damn that is a strong Shirley Temple. Hey DJ, play Free Bird damn it!! .Two Hours, Four Shirley Temples, and Six Table Dances Later, the beertender announces last call Jeff: Misti, you're the best. Mind if I ask you a personal question. How do you make them go in different directions? How about one more dance for me before I go? Misti: Do you have the $10.00. Searching his wallet, Jeff sees that he is all out of cash. However, he does have a couple of shares of ALYD. Jeff: Misti, babe, I'm all out of cash, but I'll give you a share of ALYD for a table dance. Misti: Ok. As she was getting on top of the table, Misti hands Jeff $2.00 Jeff: Hey, what's this? Misti: Your change!!