To: Jon  who wrote (3108 ) 5/24/1998 11:47:00 AM From: SOROS     Read Replies (2)  | Respond to    of 34075  
***TAKE A BREAK*** WHAT IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS                             *Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have                             to buy a new car.                             *Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no                             known reason. You'd just accept this, restart and drive on.                             *Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to                             stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine.                             For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, too.                              *You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless                             you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT." But then you'd have to                             buy a bigger engine.                             *Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun,                             was twice as reliable, just as fast, twice as easy to drive-but it                             would only run on 5% of the roads.                             *The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft                             upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much                             slower.                             *The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be                             replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.                             *People would get excited about the "new" features in                             Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been                             available in other cars for many years.                             *We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids,                             but the packaging would be superb.                             *New seats would force everyone to have the same size                             "behind."                             *The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going                             off.                             *If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea                             what happened.                             *They wouldn't build their own engines, but would form a                             cartel with their engine suppliers. The latest engine would                             have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and four turbos,                             but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T                             Ford parts on it.                             *There would be an "Engium Pro" with bigger turbos, but it                             would be slower on most existing roads.                             *Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player                             which would only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play                             Microsoft Cassettes-unless, of course, you buy the upgrade to                             use existing stuff.                             *Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don't                             own any roads, all of the road manufacturers would give                             away Microsoft cars free, including IBM!                             *If you still ran old versions of Car (i.e. CarDOS 6.22 /                             CarWIN 3.11), then you would be called old fashioned, but                             you would be able to drive much faster, and on more roads!                             *If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, then you could just                             borrow your friends, and then copy it.                             *Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganize                             the ignition for a few days before it would work.                              *You would need to buy an upgrade to run cars on a                             motorway next to each other.