Mr. Investor...
(The title is used loosely and letters DGIV are much too good for him to use)
You have nothing to contribute here. Nobody, and I mean nobody, places any value on your words. That is why you were banished once. There is no second chance for those who abuse others.
In case you missed it, here is a replay of your eulogy, written myself and certainly more kind than you deserved. I believe a eulogy is a pretty final comment the place in which you belong.
Lazarus
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In Honor of DGIVinvestor...
I guess this somber task belongs to me as Ship's Counselor. Sorry about being long-winded, but I warned everyone it is my nature.
Lazarus Long, LCDR, Galactic Starship DGIV
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to pay homage to one of our own. DGIVinvestor has completed his destiny as he came face-to-face (and every other part of him) with the cold vacuum of space. Who was to know that that shuttle would self-destruct? Rocketman himself was seen to be inspecting it just prior to DGIVinvestor's departure.
He has greatly enriched our lives, as he himself would tell you. As of matter of fact, I would like to use his own words to help eulogize his time aboard Starship DGIV.
He was loyal to the leadership, without a fault:
- BYRON- You are my idol!!! (post 6974, Good Prospects)
- BYRON RULES! (post 20, No SHOES allowed!)
- Byron, how could you have reached the level in life you have (if you have?) and be so damn ignorant (post 4318, No SHOES allowed!)
Respectful of the leadership:
- NO real leaders at all. They're shams, Trojan horses. (post 4416, No SHOES allowed!)
- HMMMMM...... Maybe you can stick your finger in the dike? (post 4414, No SHOES allowed!)
- Pardon me, did I say "dike". I mean something else closer to your rear end. (post 4416, No SHOES allowed!)
Supportive of his friends:
- MACKER!!! I don't care if you're wearing see through nighties and bunny slippers (post 4013, No SHOES allowed!)
- TO ALL: Please read RocketMan's post #3416. IT SAYS IT ALL!! (post 4010, No SHOES allowed!)
- RocketMan- I'm disappointed in you. Turns out you're no different (post 4123, No SHOES allowed!)
- RocketMan- You're a FOOL! (post 4543, No SHOES allowed!)
Sure of his investment strategy:
- The meek may inherit the earth. But the strong will inherit a lot of money. (post 7253, Good Prospects)
- I'm weak. (post 4207, No SHOES allowed!)
- I am NOT an expert in dgiv and what they do. I am NOT an expert on the stock market, bulletin board stocks, or anything else. Hell, I'm just a soda man. I sell soda for a living. Period. (post 4116, No SHOES allowed!)
- I've been wrong every time in my investing strategy. (post 6667, Good Prospects)
Humble:
- I have an MBA, a law degree, and have taught at three universities for over nine years. (post 4205, No SHOES allowed!)
- Hell, I'm just a soda man. I sell soda for a living. Period. (post 4116, No SHOES allowed!)
- For the record, I am not, and do not want to be, a leader on this thread. (post 3871, No SHOES allowed!)
- For the record, I am up in excess of $4 million on dgiv. How much are you guys up? I have also made over $2 million on another bb issue within the last four months and I am up $750,000 on one I currently have owned for almost 9 months. (post 3496, No SHOES allowed!)
- Red speedos are fine. I have a little butt that probably would look kind of nice in them.(post 7511, Good Prospects)
Tolerant of others opinions:
- Mark- interesting observation. Unfortunately, just the opposite. (post 6618, Good Prospects)
- John, you are welcome to your opinion. Unfortunately, you don't know what you're talking about. (post 6632, Good Prospects)
- John, this isn't personal either. You know what's starting to scare me. I own a company with a bunch of fools and idiots! (post 6661, Good Prospects)
Sure of his sexuality:
- I'M COMING OUT! (post 7422, Good Prospects) [ed: sorry, I couldn't help myself. It was a gift from DGIVinvestor --LL]
Polite:
- Once and for the last time, I do have more important things to do then to reply to the biggest bunch of babies I have ever come across in my life. (post 6665, Good Prospects)
- STOP BASHING DEVIL RAY! We need him. You see he provides us the opportunity to see why we are all here. By looking at the comments of fools (or worse yet, stock market deviants), it enables us to better see the forest from the trees. (post 7417, Good Prospects)
- Read Reply #7357. You see a perfect example of a bail jumper. (post 7414, Good Prospects)
- You two are the biggest buffoons I have ever come across. I hope you have an explanation for your stupidity like maybe a car accident or something? I would hate to think it was just plain old dumbness. (post 3496, No SHOES allowed!)
- SCREW THEM (post 3871, No SHOES allowed!)
And finally, a man of HONOR!:
- WE ARE ALL PARTNERS IN DGIV! I have been getting a lot of private mails about various things and I just want to say that I value and respect each and every fellow dgiv partner/investor and encourage everyone to speak their mind, good or bad, like it or not, and to be an active and valued business partner. I don't care whether you have one share or a million shares, we are all in this together and we all need to stick together as a team, with respect and trust towards each other. (post 3871, No SHOES allowed!)
- DON'T EVERY QUESTION MY INTEGRITY (post 3581, No SHOES allowed!)
Yes, we will miss DGIVinvestor. he provided us with much material and I could go on with his eulogy. May we have a moment of silence in his honor?
No? Then let's PARTY!
[My apologies for taking many comments out of context... but, it was too much of a temptations --LL]
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." --Lazarus Long |
